Friday, April 28, 2006

Heard of Euro English?

Haven't heard of Euro English? Read on.


>>>>> Changes to the English Language
- submitted by Ken Smiths

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
Government conceded that English spelling had some room
for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan
that would be known as Euro-English .

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
Sertainly,this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favor of the 'k'.
This should klear up konfusion & keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'.
This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter!

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
'th' with 'z' and 'w' wiz 'v'. During ze fifz year ze unesesary
'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes
vud of kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze
fifz yer ve vil hav a rali sensibl ritn styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubl or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer.

Zen Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!!

10 comments:

  1. Hello Low, haha.....

    Enjoy the long w/e.

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  2. Zis is sertainly fantastik!

    Low, don't colaps!

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  3. Mabe ve sud al try riting zis va from no on. It vud mak zes blog koment zreds mor interesting, don't yu zink?

    A...but zen al ze Malasans and Indonesans vil start riting only in Mala/Indonesan. Zat vud be very bad for zis por Amerikan.

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  4. no no.. ve demokratik peopl. ve velcom all new languag. you ar revolusionary Amerikan vho start adopting Eurish. i m claping my hans vor you.

    i mus go bac to study.

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  5. Anonymous11:34 AM

    Funi! Funi! Lec al learn zis Eurish here an ce how vell ve no zat.

    Zus, mi name also changed into Eurish...

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  6. OMG! Z's oribl! Oribl I tl u!

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  7. Most people speak that way if you give them enough alcohol.

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  8. Aw....you peopl ar so kute! A realy fantastik bunch!

    YD is so svet vorying about Low colapsing but she canot help Low if he does bekaus she has to go bak to study.

    MM, ve kan sertainly giv it a try to writ lik zis on zis blog but I'm afraid zat peopl may go bonkers trying to read ze coments.

    Pink Panzer, glad you find zis fun. haha!

    Agus, yu ar right, zis is horibl. It's giving me a headakh already.

    Pandabonium to ze rescu! Giv him som alkohol, pls.

    And Robin koms along to break the good nevs zat Elmo is found.

    ZE END!

    Ouch! My head. It's akhing. Anymor of zis Eurish and I'm don for!

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